I am being evaluated

So now I am home and have catching up on deep cleaning, paper work that needs to be dealt with, service calls that are long over due for our alarm system, reading more to the girls and holding my little Ms. O while she naps instead of putting her down. Am I really going to have another baby, when Ms. O is still so little. Really! Anyways, Mr. B started a very interesting conversation the other day that he started like this....." Depending on how well you do at being at home will determine how long before you have to go back to work." I was caught a little off guard at his statement and wanted him to clarify what the hell he was talking about and asked him to explain further. In his police officer/military tone he went on to say "Well, I am evaluating how you are doing around the home and the better you do, the longer you can stay home." OMG, is he serious??? Since he wasn't laughing I thought I would let him continue to dig his grave and went on to ask him exactly what I was being evaluated on. "Well, cleanliness of the house, frequency of cooked meals, variation of cooked meals, frequency of love making......." And on he went, digging, digging, digging. When he was all finished, I paused, letting him think that I was really considering his evaluation plan. I smiled very sweetly at him like it was the greatest thing I have ever heard and then I spoke. First, I had some very choice words about this evaluation process, told him to kiss my...... and said some more colorful words and told him to kiss my....again and left the room. So much for passing my evaluation. Bummer.